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Weasel Stomping Day

December 17th is Weasel Stomping Day. Put down your gun for Weasel Stomping Day! After Hours of research, I have found that the song from Weird Al Yankovic is on December 17th
Weasel Stomping Day: Stomping weasels on December 17th is okay.
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!
by ScooterB0809 December 16, 2020
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Strumming

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.
"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"
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Strobing

The act of getting high off of a rotation between a strobe light and a black light. The best way to get high. Drugs suck.
Oh my good joey we are strobing right now!
Jimmy this is so mellow!
by Pyroplya January 18, 2009
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Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"
I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.
by @llosaurus September 26, 2012
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streaming

The act of drinking champagne from the slit of a woman's vagina.
I just had the best champagne yesterday, candy just poured it down her pussy and told me to stream her!

Fred: Maya, what do we have to drink?
Maya: we have some champagne. Do you want to stream me?
Fred: Sure, it's been a while since we tried streaming.
by sevenDeathlysins August 28, 2011
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storming

To break a calm, rational bearing, and engage in a brow-beating marathon against young individuals.

Older people tend to engage in the act of storming.
"Oh man, the Master Sergeant is storming again!"

"Quick, hide, before he starts to lecture!"
by greatmb May 7, 2009
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Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.
Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.
by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013
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