The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !
Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.
She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.
Mike, is the man.
She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.
Mike, is the man.
by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008
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a whole group of people that are gay for each other, who have been there for the past 3 years. they're so goddamn crazy like damn, are y'all a group of monkeys? though they mean no harm, they will attack you for offending them. they are their own species. chicken stroapa was a typo made by a girl.
me: I HAVE MADE A NEW INVENTION!
my friend: what?
me: CHICKEN STROAPAS
my friend 2: AHAAHHAHAAH
me: YOU'RE A CHICKEN STROAPA! YOU IN THE GLASSES IS A CHICKEN STROAPA.
my friend: what?
me: CHICKEN STROAPAS
my friend 2: AHAAHHAHAAH
me: YOU'RE A CHICKEN STROAPA! YOU IN THE GLASSES IS A CHICKEN STROAPA.
by AGODDAMNCHICKENNOOGET December 5, 2018
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I have a stoad, ladies.
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