Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

Striff

To go out with your good friends and get wasted and have one hell of a time.

That party was on the Striff!

Yo man we gonna Striff tonight at the party!?

by Biker65 June 2, 2016

Strimf

An Ebonics term meaning strength

I didn’t have the strimf to go on

by Li Guang May 15, 2019

String Bass

The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!

Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?

Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!

Person A: It doesn’t do much.

Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!

Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.

Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.

Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.

Person B: IKR!

by Just writing definitions August 18, 2019

Stinf

Something that is awesome/Insane

Guy 1: Bro, did you see that kickflip he just pulled?

Guy 2: Dude, that kickflip was Stinf

by Benialbells_365 September 2, 2020

Deli-strife

A stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce

Deli-worker: "Hey boss, there's a fly in the fridge, I've dropped coffee on the floor and there's fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. What should I do?!"

Deli-boss: "Leave me alone you useless twat! I can't deal with all this deli-strife today! I'm going for a fag."

by Markpj May 17, 2007

j-string

A man's g-string
A man thong

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J

by Hshveb August 9, 2016