dick straw 

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

dick straw by Goldenkitty April 4, 2017

Vegas Straw

Another way of referencing the penis.

Las Vegas, Nevada is not a dry town, but the locals are always thirsty for married men's Vegas Straws. Prices may vary.

Vegas Straw by PrinceShabalabadingdong June 24, 2018

Life Straw 

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

Life Straw by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.

Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

Plastic Straw in my Garden by lordofthighs March 11, 2019

Sour straw 

A gay mans penis

Mike: Did you see the video of the man calling a rainbow candy dildo a sour straw
Chad: yea it was funny asf

Sour straw by Dudodo March 19, 2019

boob straw 

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

boob straw by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

metal straw 

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long

Thats a metal straw

metal straw by Frydtost September 20, 2019