Catalina Steamer

The act of taking a dump at the extreme leading edge of the bowl so as to avoid hitting the water thus allowing your dump to waft its aroma throuout the room.

Man, some dude tossed a Catalina Steamer and pulled the shit and split. Damn was it harsh!

by Jimmy B.Young January 19, 2009

Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.

If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.

by Lscott August 20, 2011

cincinnati steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer but the feces has the consistency of Cincinnati style chili. (Wet and Runny)

After I gave that hooker a Cincinnati steamer, I left her to lay in the puddle while I went to pick up some Skyline 3-ways and a few cheese conies

by manual_overide May 28, 2003

Fabian Strategy

Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.

My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.

by Are2Dee2 March 25, 2011

Boca Raton Steamer

Is when you shit on a prissy girl's face while she brags about everything she has.

I gave Sandy a Boca Raton steamer while at the yacht club when she started to brag about her bentley being better than Johnny's Beamer.

by Ace AteYourMomOut March 6, 2009

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

strama

A combination of both stress and drama. Generally recognized to be a more theatrical version of stress.

Dude, I just cannot deal with her strama this week.

by watermammal June 8, 2007