simulator

Artificial Actual

Good from far but far from good.

Pamela Anderson is a walking simulator.

'You can only simulate the idea of a perfect woman.'

by QuickGun February 7, 2008

Stimulatriste

To stimulate someone in a manner that both sexually arouses them and makes them sad.

Phone sex is ok I guess but it really stimulatristes me more than anything, because I still have to jerk off.

by Ramses December 23, 2014

Simulator

Simu Liu stans/worshippers. Will spend their entire life's savings on watching Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2481 times and have absolutely no regrets. Also known as Simliuators

Bob: "Why does she never shut up about Kim's Convenience?"
Jeff: "She's a Simulator that's why"
Bob: "Okay that makes sense gotcha"

by simliuator October 15, 2021

simulator

a game

i am playing a simulator

by anonymous April 16, 2022

shimulator

Something dat mimics an actual real gap-filling device.

Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

skimulator

An added sweetener to make someone think he's drinking lowfat milk when it's actually just regular whole milk.

Da term "skimulator" can also refer to someone who pretends to be embezzling company funds (i.e., "skimming da till") in order to pressure his superiors to tighten security measures dat he feels are currently too lax.

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

slimulator

A dishonestly-designed/calibrated device which gives a dieting/exercising person da illusion dat he's lost weight, when in fact he's just as chubby/heavy as before.

One of da simplest slimulators is a bathroom scale dat's altered to register a lower weight than is actually being applied to its platform; another is a vertically-concave mirror dat makes anyone reflected in it appear less wide.

by QuacksO October 31, 2022