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smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
by goats February 23, 2005
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SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.
How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.
by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014
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stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.
Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."
by Tu-vi January 1, 2009
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smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
by martymar April 16, 2011
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Smashing-reef

Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"
by Truthonsomenonsense June 10, 2011
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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
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