Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
by AdamskiAnnihilation August 6, 2009
Get the Stalker Check mug.The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.
The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.
Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.
Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."
Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"
Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"
Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
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An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.
"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
by AhoyAhoy! August 6, 2009
Get the Stalker Check mug.that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
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