A spidget finner is a joke. It is a fidget spinner but it was originally created when a company didn't want to get sued.
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To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018
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by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
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"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
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Get the to get the spadge monkey of your back mug.The act of rubbing one's penis on around and partially in a woman's vagina. This act usually implies the non-use of a condom, therefore it is often performed in lieu of full penitration sex where the female is worried about pregnancy.
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