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spoil

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.
"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"
by John Crabs March 31, 2008
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spoiled milk

Your own manly dairy farm. When you take a swig out of a newly opened carton of milk and replace it by pumping it full of your own man cream. (No Expiration Date Needed)
1. Honey, I think the milk is spoiled again, come check for me.

2. Santa was in for a surprise when Vickie poured a glass of spoiled milk with her freshly baked cookies.
by James L. Parker February 6, 2008
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When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when

they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel

the need to dish out some oppression to those who are

declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and

giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a

one trick pony wage slave acts like a

big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom

or mops the floor.

Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.

And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
by CDSmith1967 February 12, 2013
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Spoilefogibou

Being a very spoiled person and finding it necessary to be seen in social settings for drinking or showing off.
Connor was being a spoilefogibou, he brought his brand new computer to Caribou just to buy a $5 coffee, and later got drunk at Fog Cutter.
by Sasha Mazzucco August 5, 2008
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Fun spoiler

The police, the rozzer, the cops, the force... you get the picture.
"Oh shit, here come the fun spoilers...."

"I was having a great night until the fun spoilers turned up"
by DrGonzo1984 October 15, 2012
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spoiler slut

A person who can't wait until an episode of a show airs to find out everything they can about it, and goes looking or asking for "spoilers" about the episode.
"Oh, man, did you see the preview of the 'Smallville' finale?"
"Yeah, I heard Chloe dies in that episode."
"What?!!! No way! Tell me more."
"You're such a spoiler slut."
by Laura Tobin June 4, 2004
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Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist

The school of thought surrounding a cultures treatment of spoilers in the media. Most cultures accept it is necessary now to warn people in recent media that an article or review of something *may contain spoilers*

The case of Spoilerism is one in particular that deals with an undeclared cut off date at which people can freely discuss an 'older media'. For example after something has reached the point at which it is on DVD and available at all local libraries.
The sentiment of the more radical... Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist - wherein, "if you have not after this grace period managed to watch said spoiled media, you dont get to whine about something being spoiled by office conversation or public discussion, as logic follows any such media of such importance would have already warranted viewing. Considerations made for POW's, members of cults, liberated mennonites, etc.. "

The more conservative spoilerist is angered by this, and considers the entire act one of terrorism, in which the show or movie is now ruined essentially and not worth watching at all now. Particularly common among enraged fanboys etc.

Most people can distinguish between the easy non-spoiler such as Titanic or Snakes on a Plane. But even in this case the spoiler sensitive may take offense.
by f8tus November 22, 2010
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