Splorge

A goop creatrue, mostly opaque. Can come in many different colours with the weakness of 'blue'. The splorges have thier own city with statues of great splorges such as the splorge 'Decayor of Creation'.

They can Morth and shape thier body to will, and will eat anything in thier path.

1- "Hey what is that goop?"
2- "That goop is a splorge"

by Four_Spaces February 6, 2024

Spurger

Aa5 wagyu Japanese beef, coated completely in male smegma, then dry aged for 3 years...

I ordered the Spurger off the secret menu, it smelled like rotten shit

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Mango Splerge

When the semen is a unnatural orangish color.

I have a serious case of mango Splerge

by Thehumpback September 10, 2016

Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021

Hope Spurgeon

The most emo looking motherfucker on the planet.

But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen

She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon

Person 1: "Hope Spurgeon? She's a bully."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, she's awesome."

by NumberOneHopeSpurgeonLover August 22, 2024

butt splunge

When a person cums and queefs at the same time.

Oh Aidan! You've just butt splunged again.

by 222ryan May 12, 2024

San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

by Moore Head June 12, 2018