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sploogeball

a game played with plungers and a decently smooth, medium sized grocery store ball, which can be purchased for about $2. set up like a mix between football, soccer, hockey, and lacrosse, players score goals and obey certain rules that have been agreed upon before commencing the game. see the <a href="www.sploogeball.tk"> splooge ball official website</a> for details
yo kids, lets play sploogeball at balleys!
by julie monster April 23, 2004
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spooger

I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.
by ted brantford May 13, 2005
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splooge

The correct word that some people pronounce "spooge." They are wrong. The word has an "L" in it.
"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"
by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013
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Splooge

When a woman makes bonless things hard then u splooge all over a cat

Splooge is also know to come out Your bungerhole or bunger if u have a problem splooging then u should tell ur doctor to jack it for u. Also bunger nom
I splooged when the woman told me to eat the cat shit.
by Vectrite December 3, 2014
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Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011
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Spooger

v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness
Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!
by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008
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You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011
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