Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

Shonking

Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.

Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.

by AngevinQueen October 7, 2009

Slanking

To chill and relax after a long hard day

Jut got off work man, i'm slanking at my house

by ptown prince January 12, 2011

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011