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spanky

the name my brother JK calls dogs by, even when he knows the dogs name...

and in a sense another metaphor for other things and beings, kinda like bubba's....
here, spanky... nice spanky... sit spanky...

that spanky sure is a bad driver...

that sure is an ugly spanky...
by midnight February 15, 2004
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ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle
by rodney May 7, 2003
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ankle spanker

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior
thats a big ankle spanker you got there.
by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003
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Spunkey the Cat God

Limecat’s Evil Twin. Separated at birth, Limecat never heard of Spunkey until years later when he showed up to claim his rightful share of Limecat’s wealth. Limecat defeated his corrupted brother in single combat, but not before he got a few more gashes in the mystic rind!

Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Spunkey the Cat God carries no mystic Rind, it is his greatest flaw.
by Damen55 July 29, 2008
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Stankey

Some one who thinks they're better than everyone, someone who thinks they're too cool, bad kisser, a sex obsessed virgin with a chode. Possibly unfamilar with soap.
Person 1: Ayeee, what happened to your boyfriend?
Person 2: We broke up.
Person 1: ZOMG! Why?
Person 2:He was a stankey.

Person 3: Haha, yer X was a stankey. Sucks to be you :D
by Ryuusei-Rainbow June 20, 2009
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Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.
Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011
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spanky

The Name of the legendary Guardian...Auron's 'Sword'
And Auron lifted Spanky high into the air for all to see
by Lunatic July 29, 2003
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