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simal

wow what a Simal!
by Mirix October 21, 2010
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smale

To put somebody in an awkward position.
I felt so smaled when Joe pushed me against the wall and sang the Hannah Montana theme song.
by CadnelGirls April 12, 2011
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small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina
Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina
by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017
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Somalia

1: A place that is extremely sketchy, frightening looking, and could possibly lead to one's death.

2: A severely negative result of your actions.
Example 1: "Hey man you wanna go to waffle house?"
"Dude that place is way too somalia... 11 people were shot last week."

Example 2: If my mom finds out about this we're gonna be somalia.
by uhmericah March 23, 2011
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brendon small

1.) Eight-year old protaganist of Home Movies.

2.)Creator and writer for Home Movies and Metalocalypse as well as voice actor for many of the characters. Pretty funny guy.

3.)The reason women have orgasms.
Along with Damian Kulash and Edward Norton, he completes the triumvirate of college-aged girls' objects of sexual fantasy.
That would be the real-life man, not the eight-year old cartoon.
1.)Brendon had made many movies with his friends Melissa and Jason.

2.)Brendon Small is the voice of 3/5 of Dethklok.

3.) Do you really need it explained? I mean, it's pretty obvious: Women between the ages of 18 and 24 wish for him to ravish their bodies.
by captaineri June 24, 2008
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small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.
Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.
by cracker13 January 17, 2010
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small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.
after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken
by original prankster May 1, 2006
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