The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
Get the Sober Atonementmug. “They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020
Get the oklahoma sobermug. The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
Get the Sober Statemug. Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009
Get the sober stonersmug. Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
by starshine1000 December 15, 2008
Get the sex sobermug. The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.
Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
by Tizoxin November 16, 2010
Get the Sober Munchiesmug. A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.
by Team Steam December 16, 2006
Get the Team Sobermug.