to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010
Get the smashing her pasty mug.When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.
Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.
by sozboz November 1, 2015
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"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"
by Zedzel March 23, 2017
Get the smashing lasagna mug.When an angler hears of a notable catch, he immediately enquires as to where it was caught, how it was caught and what swim it was caught in.
by Vorest-avenger January 1, 2022
Get the Phil-Smithing mug.When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing
"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
by Sowjoji July 27, 2014
Get the cake smashing mug.Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011
Get the Smashing the bag mug.Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!
Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
by honest bob March 15, 2005
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