Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.

Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.

by Chief Lee November 4, 2021

stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

Town smasher

Some one who goes around the town centre in large groups/ gangs then they usually wonder up onto the almighty Plymouth hoe and chug the large bottles of cheap cider or the classic Smirnoff! Once they are proper steaming the go around the town centre of Plymouth starting on people or smashing up shops/ things for entertainment, amusement or just cause they want to be ‘kin’ hard!

Plymouth’s City of ‘undefeated yutes think town smashers rule!’

by Garry Winthorpe 69 December 30, 2018

Phoenix Smasher

Signiture move of the character Paul Phoenix from the Namco fighting game seriese Tekken.

QCF+2 is the comand for Phoenix Smasher.

by Phoenix Smasher December 8, 2004

pumpkin Smasher

A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.

I bet that girl is a pumpkin smasher.

by recycled23 July 5, 2014