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Sleeping Cindy

It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.
Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.
by DeputyDean March 8, 2008
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Sweeving

Swerving and weeving mixed together in one act of motion.
Do you know why I pulled you over tonight sir said the officer. "No what did I do said the driver." You where SWEEVING all through traffic.
by Randy Pike May 21, 2008
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Sleeping Bag Effect

when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag
Wow, look at that one. She's got the sleeping bag effect going alright
by Captain Yellowtail March 31, 2011
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Sleezin

Verb: To openly and intentionally move thru the world in pursuit of casual sexual contact and or sexual pleasure, usually with strangers, without regard for public conventions, mores and attitudes.

Adj: Being openly, publicly sleezy in behavior or attitude.

Where Sleazy is predatory, socially rude, verbally crude, and pejorative, "Sleezin" is overtly and positively playful, seductive sexy and consensual.
She went sleezin into Seattle like Lady Gaga in heat.

They went sleezin thru Portland leaving a significant portion of the population with wet underpants and a satisfied smile.

When they go sleezin there's a rise in the share price of condoms.
by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011
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Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.
Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'
by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018
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meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.
(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)
by hornswaggler June 9, 2009
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Skeeving

V. When someone, usually a bitch girl, is in a group setting and conitinues to electronically message and whisper to her other bitch friends that are also skeevers. They stay alone in the corner and do not participate in the group in any way, shape or form. They feel as though they are superior to the fellow bitches of the room. However, they are mistaken. Skeevers have no true friends and remain so prude that they will never experience a happy moment in their dying and pitiful excuses for lives. This is otherwise seen as a common practice by the prudest bitches to sadly show thier faces to other people that are so fed up with thier skeeving actions.

WARNING: Any attention or drunk hook up with these girls will result in immediate spread and expansion of the skeeving problem because they crave attention and usually fake drunkeness in order to perpetuate thier self image that is so incredibly wrong it is unbelievable.
That party last night blew ass chunks because those skeeving bitches wouldnt stop messaging each other and gossiping about thier boring lives.
by Anti-skeeving Boyz May 28, 2010
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