the sleeping avalanche

a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.

Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".

by iceman_36 May 16, 2007

sleeping giant

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.

Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

shhh babys sleeping

phrase said to people who are higher then you are when they ask "whatt?" in the middle of you talking to one of your less high friends. or when you ask them a question and they have no idea what you talking about and again ask "whatttt?".

joe: yo remember when jimmy ate that weird looking cookie? haha
bob:....whattt?
joe:.....shhh babys sleeping.
bob:..wait wha-
joe: SHHHHHH!
bob:.......ok...
joe:SH!
bob:.......
joe: your dumb.
nick:hahahaha.

by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010

I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

Sleeping Suzie

Plugging your butthole with the nose of sleeping friend/family member/whomever you please

Late at night i enjoy pulling sleeping suzies on my sister

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

by ednamw April 2, 2010

Sleeping Off

When someone is masturbating in their sleep.

Miranda: "Elias isn't at school because he's probably doing his two favorite things - sleeping and masturbating."
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"

by Rain Panda March 12, 2011