Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating

babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick”

by Sir raftus.com August 19, 2023

Sir Ethan

A hot,loyal, smexy man you meet on Natural Disaster Survival in Roblox.

“Sir Ethan I won’t leave you, I will stand on your head and stay there until you die”

by CheezCurd November 29, 2021

Sir Rick

That FUCKBOY dude who will Bang every hoe in his area, including your girlfriend and steal her hair straightner to look even better.

"Damn man, Sir Rick banged my girl again"

by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 16, 2017

Sir Sketalot

a girl who appears to be well mannered and classy however behind closed doors she is the opposite, and is what is commonly known as a "sket".

"arrr i never knew it, she's such a sir sketalot!"

by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

Sir Robin

A writer, blogger, gamer or anyone with a social presence who frequently pontificates to an audience with volumes of in-actionable advice. The "Sir Robin" will bore you to tears because his or her advice is always impractical or self-evident, and if your problems were as easy to solve with the "Sir Robin"'s pat answer, a lot more people would be enjoying tbe benefits of that fake wisdom.
The "Sir Robin"'s sole objective is to "hear himself talk" and grab attention.

The term is derived from the author Robin Sharma, who is known for writing useless books recycling the same impractical advice.

- Did you read "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari"?
- I could only get through two chapters before I was "Sir Robined" to sleep. You can only read that the solution to life, the universe and everything is "wake up early and get more exercise" 100 times.

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- What did player 'Grandalf' tell you to do to beat that nasty boss in the game?
- He's a"Sir Robin" - blabbed about "you need better mods" - like they fall out of the sky.

by krssh October 26, 2017

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004