Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.

Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.

by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020

Sir Crest

The much less popular yet superior name of Mr. Colgate which is not nearly as format as Sir Crest

1:Hello there Mr. Colgate
2:I prefer to be called Sir Crest

by P3ngu1n_man May 3, 2021

Mr. Sir

Mr Sir is the head counsellor at Camp Green Lake, and the secondary antagonist of Holes.

Yes, Mr. Sir

by Handsomesquidward#1098 November 23, 2021

sir benjjjamín

classiest frog on this planet

person: hello benjjjamín🙏
sir benjjjamín: blep🤞😜
person: i agree
sir benjjjamín: blep blep🙏🙏🙏😹😹

by spidermanstwinbrother July 26, 2022

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

Nahid Sir

perverted sir, never gonna like you, or Sexy. is a fucking word that should be banned

i dont like nahid sir.

by dont care didnt ask + ratio December 26, 2021