samurai

A social class of people started in the latter 13th century who usually started training at dojos when they were eight or nine. After graduating from these dojos they usually joined the military ruled by the Shogunate or Shogunafter the Sengoku war when the Shogun became the supreme power more samurai came to the scene and joined the Shougnate however these samurai became dogs of the Shogun thus leading to small rebel groups trying to oppose the Shogun, but none were sucessful until the bakumatsu war began. Some samurai rebuked their title and became rurouni. Samurai disappeared after the Meji era. Today many manga artists over-glorify the samurai as cool, good-hearted people but in actuallity most samurai were cold-blooded killers

Samurai is also the name of a cool amusment park ride

by ananomyous August 16, 2005

Simer

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.

If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"

by D*unit* February 4, 2010

samurai

A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.

Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

shmurmy

An adjective used to describe something cheesy, corny and tangibly sickening in its degree of sentimental gush, to the point that it is cringe-worthy.

“Have you seen the new Mandalorian episode?”
“Yeah... it was so shmurmy... I just couldn’t get myself to finish.”

by Gony L February 16, 2021

the goofy samurai

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.

Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.

by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

Shmurple

The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.

Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"

by ShmurpleJammer September 6, 2010