A situationship is when two people aren’t together they’re just having sexual intercourse but doesn’t like when the other talks to anyone else
We’re not in a relationship we’re in a situationship
by ChardaeK November 22, 2021
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1. A circumstance in which the speaking party has little to no control. One can expect a change of plans. These situations usually arise due to a lack of communication between parties, especially those of large number. If you are a member of said party, expect to sit around, waiting to be told what to do.
1. A circumstance in which the speaking party has little to no control. One can expect a change of plans. These situations usually arise due to a lack of communication between parties, especially those of large number. If you are a member of said party, expect to sit around, waiting to be told what to do.
Our arrival at WVU will be a fluid situation. Make sure you are prepared to warm up when we can.
Due to the lack of communication from the school, expect our performance to be a fluid situation.
Due to the lack of communication from the school, expect our performance to be a fluid situation.
by Lemur017 June 20, 2020
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To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"
Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006
Get the making the best of a bad situation mug.A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:
Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.
That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.
That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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by FUCK ^YOU^ ASSHOLE March 8, 2008
Get the Must-Rape Situation mug.The situation in which one is put when they can be caught slippin.
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The situation when someone is slippin
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The situation when someone is slippin
"Man... you were Slippin all over that dancefloor.... you need to know when to bounce up outta the slipuation!"
by StirFrizzle October 12, 2009
Get the Slipuation mug.A relationship that one enters solely due to extenuating circumstances. All rebounds, for example, are situationships.
Anton and Terez met in a bar at lunch and will be deeply engrossed in their situationship until he flies home tonight.
by Xoinx February 18, 2009
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