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shredding

1)masterbation.
2)very fast aggresive sexual intercorse with a woman.
man i caught riff shredding in the bathroom.

the first time i got laid i was shredding the pussy!
by Cuco October 4, 2003
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Sheening

Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:

- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011
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Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.
Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"
by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009
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Sheening

man charlie sheen thinks he is sheening
by phoenixisvaticanassassin March 20, 2011
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Shredding

I just went shredding with that chick over there!
by Lets shredd May 31, 2009
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seaweeding

when two drunk girls and one high boy lay on a bed together holding hands
"i'll text you when i'm done seaweeding ;)"
by prospects December 13, 2012
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Sweding

Sweding, To Swede, verb.
The act of -punishing- ungreatful (or any kind of disbehavior from) suckers, preferably Swedish citizens (in cetrain cases, may also apply to other nationalities, in no way of a racial, but descriptive matter.)
Because of your recent provoking disbehavior, you will have to take the consequences, which in this case means being objected to Sweding.
by Oink September 21, 2003
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