shmokin'

the act of smoking.
or being smoking hot.

"hey, whatcha doin?"
"shmokin' on some shmoke."

by sasha_wtf October 9, 2008

Shmacked

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.

"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"

by 12368kyl October 11, 2009

shmack

To put the bone down

Josh was so drunk that he put the shmack with that big nappy ho from the club

by Conrad Wetherford October 20, 2007

shmick

(adj.) a person; usually of low intelligence who wears sportwear and acts in a threatening manner. Refers to an entire underclass of British culture
Colloquialism originating from Belfast but has since been exported nationally.

See also: Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats.

e.g. "here mate, lend us a feg", one would reply; " Step back you Shmick! I've got mace!"

by anonymous author December 28, 2005

Shmeckel

a word to replace any 1 word in a sentance

"Fuck you, you fuckin' shmeckel"

by nagger jones December 5, 2003

shmack

to smack

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003

Shmuck

The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.

"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
...................

by hearmymeow February 27, 2011