shitware

Synonym for Windows and other unreliable and poorly designed Microsoft products

Jane: Windows is so slow, and now the linker stopped working for no reason!
John: That's because you are using shitware.

by eduTheBBBRRRTTTT November 1, 2023

Shitcap

A game that was invented in Ancient times and has gained popularity across the world. Since it’s inception in 475 B.C., it has gained notoriety as being one of the most difficult sports to master. Those who play are born with the gift and if you aren’t, the sport is not meant for you.

Dude, I’m so bored right now…
How about we go play some Shitcap?
Hell yeah! I’m so down!

by shitcapper69 November 17, 2023

Shitcanniversary

An employee's termination/fired date, to be celebrated annually as a positive, or negative event in your career!

He was terminated from his position one year ago today, and is now enjoying his 1 year Shitcanniversary with friends and family.

by LabMaster S.J. November 10, 2024

shitario

The Canadian Province of Ontario.

Buddy over there is from Shitario

by Uh-guy November 21, 2024

shitarooski

The act of poop shooting out of your anus when you have a dick lodged in it

She pooped while my dick was inside of her and it was a real shitarooski!

by Shayn Muir December 5, 2024

shotcarplanet

means you are a raging sexual predator with the safety strap ahh beard
also you take pounds of trenblone acetate everyday with your protein shake
you also will go 0 for 246 when you try to pull (you get no bitches)

a young fella named shotcarplanet got herpes from fucking a rabbit in the ass
a wise gentleman named shotcarplanet was involed with the attack on september 11, 2001

by shadicle December 6, 2023

Shitcap

One of the greatest games of all time. Invented in 3000 B.C. from those in the Mesopotamia empire and considered to be the origin of all major sports. It was founded on the bank of the Euphrates River and a rival tribe created a branch of the game from the Tigress River. The Tigress Tigers and the Euphrates Elephants played the First match according to legend.

Hey dude! we should play a pickup game of Shitcap!

by shitcapper69 December 17, 2023