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home shopping network 

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

Vindow shopping 

V(irtual W)indow Shopping

The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>

Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check
Vindow shopping by knet February 3, 2007

Facebook Shopping 

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.
I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.
Facebook Shopping by FuelRod January 26, 2009

screen shopping 

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.
cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now
screen shopping by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009

Shopping round the corner 

A slang term for a homosexual in British culture. It is so termed because instead of 'shopping' at the normal crevice the participant has decided to do their 'shopping' round the other side.
James: Graham Norton does his shopping round the corner!
Chris: You mean he goes to Somerfields? I knew that guy was a fucking weirdo..
James: No I mean he likes to shove his erect penis into the chocolate starfish of other men.
Chris: Oh so he shops at Morrisons then?

Star shopping

It is when you or others are tryna find the perfect guy or girl to love and have a relationship with
“Im tryna make this year the best by star shopping hopefully to find someone special”
Star shopping by Nshdjend August 30, 2018