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Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
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Shasta

A beautiful, sweet, intelligent girl. She can make you laugh no matter what. Make sure to take care of her.
Person: who's that gorgeous girl?

Person 2: that's Shasta
by XTruth HurtsX May 2, 2018
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stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.
by Action Steve May 28, 2006
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vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)
have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Shasta

Cheap, but great-tasting soda brand. Was available everywhere until the 1980s or so, today it's rather difficult to find compared to Pepsi or Coke.

Also a name for a mountain in California, and the name of a defunct camping trailer company.
"Wow! I haven't drank Shasta in years!"
by Jon Revelle February 24, 2009
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Seester

The most annoying term for a sister. Something that a girl says when she spends way too much time with her sister, who is apparently her only friend also.
"Who is that?"
"That's my seester!! I love her!"
"Ew. k bye."
by chicken1nugget April 9, 2015
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shastalammagexcore

Of or like Shasta, having Shasta like qualities characterized by extreme lameness.
Being extremely lame.
Girl: Did you go the party on Friday?
Boy: Yeah, it was shastalammagexcore. I got kicked out by somebody who wasn't even the host.

Girl: That girl is so shastalammagexcore. Check out her nasty Aladdin sweatshirt!
by Sahara April 18, 2005
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