shawn mendes

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit

"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."

by james potters hot husband January 3, 2022

Eric Shawn

A totally normal name, highly suggested to call your son this name.

Teacher: John Wellington!
John: Present!
Teacher: Eric Shawn!
*class laughs*

by i_am_smort July 16, 2021

Daddy Shawn

the sexiestt, buffed, most ripped beautiful black man with a 7 inch cock

that man over there is such a Daddy Shawn

by Jimmy Gimmy Dat Gllizzy January 20, 2023

shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018

pull a shawn

to pull a shawn simply means to ditch a friend for xbox live.

Jeff: Hey what you doin?
Shawn: nothin much
Jeff: ya same
Shawn: well, bye Jeff i'm goin to go play xbox live now
Jeff: wow he always likes to pull a shawn

by hax pex March 16, 2008

Hokage shawn

A upencomimg amv maker amd is apart of supernovagang and is their best editor and thumbnail maker

Have you seen Hokage Shawn's new amv?
Yea its dope af

by Hokageshawn January 27, 2021

Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019