When you are talking to your friend from the phone in the hotel bathroom and you have diarrhea from drinking the local water in a third world country.
Hey Brendan! Do you believe that we are still having a chat shat after the fifth day in Punta Cana? I still have Montezuma’s revenge and need to call from the hotel bathroom. I don't think I can play in the ping pong tournament today.
by lola 99 April 18, 2009
the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.
Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
by underdowg February 25, 2009
by Boobypirwte702 September 03, 2019
The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.
by this is not me January 23, 2010
Bob: "Dude, Jenny gave me a total shat dack last night."
Jim: "I'd still tap that ass."
Guy1: "You're such a shat dack."
Guy2: "Isn't that when you get shat on your dack?"
Jim: "I'd still tap that ass."
Guy1: "You're such a shat dack."
Guy2: "Isn't that when you get shat on your dack?"
by pocketpotato April 10, 2014
In the game Overwatch, when you hit more than 1 enemy with Reinhardt's ultimate Earthshatter, you exclaim Phat Shat
by geekzoid June 10, 2018
When you have to take a shit and there is nowhere to go so you have to pop a squat but take a shit instead.
The other night James was on his drive home and suddenly had to take a shit. To avoid shitting in his pants, not to mention his car, he pulled over to pop a shat.
by Charles Quinn April 12, 2006