Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021

shampoo-fucked

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

Shampa

She is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart.

I like Shampa very much.

by Shampa November 24, 2021

Shamphobic

Having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against Shamps’, Shams’, Shamoms’, and Shamamahs’.

“Watch out for those people they’re shamphobic!!”
“Imagine being shamphobic in 2021. 🙄”

by khanki_muncher November 29, 2021

Shamphobic

To be shamphobic is to have a dislike and/or prejudice against Shamps, Shams, Shamoms and Shamamahs. The term was created by Zika.

“I hate all shamps.”
“Ew stop being shamphobic!”

by zikavirus November 29, 2021

Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo
Can also mean to goof off at work

Mario likes to go to back corner to shampoosiando

by 7031 April 14, 2022