Super Senior

A senior in highschool trying to get with freshmen

Yo David Stroka was such a super senior, check his email imbox hes trying with that freshman!

by nigre November 4, 2023

Senior leash

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

Senior slack

The general state of laziness experienced by seniors in high school. It often occurs near the end of the school year when their remaining time is essentially pointless, as many have already been accepted into colleges/universities. It is accompanied by a lack of studying, caring, or effort.

Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?

Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...

by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015