Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.

"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."

by mattlesnake March 18, 2013

seeding troll

A type of troll, whose specialty is to throw in the first “Remove me” response to an email sent to a large distribution group (typically by mistake), with the malicious intent of starting an email avalanche of other (genuine) “Remove me” responses and the (always futile) "Please stop replying to all" follow-up responses.

After 48 hours of no reactions, our seeding troll was able to ignite the largest email mayhem to-date.

by nixiana October 28, 2015

Seeing eye bro

When two bros come across a very attractive female and one has to hold the other bro so that he can then keep admiring the female without running into obsticles.

This babe is a dime! Be my Seeing eye bro so I can examine that back half, bro!

by Lackdaddy January 31, 2016

seeing purple

Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught

And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!

by Clili August 28, 2016

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by eva1 August 16, 2016

seeling fleepy

Another word for Feeling Sleepy. But you can’t get the words right , instead you type seeling fleepy. It shows how sleepy you are.

Alan : I slept late yesterday, I’m seeling fleepy already.

Joe: I can tell LOL

by Adams JR April 21, 2018

Sheeming

The act of covering someone in lube and then pouring sand onto them.

Sheeming someone is a perfectly normal response to getting rejected.

by Bincent October 25, 2018