Security Boob

Similar to a security blanket; when one partner reaches around and grabs the breast of the other partner for comfort. This can be done either consciously or subconsciously.

"Mike, you always hold my boob when you're sleeping...what is it, your security boob?"

by Mike 'n Steph January 25, 2011

secular pleasures

drinking and fucking

Church is okay, but G-Zuss just can't compete with secular pleasures.

by Stricker van Gogh June 11, 2003

Social Security Disability

The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.

I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!

by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012

security council

The most wasteful body of the entire United nations, cloaked with so much power and possibility but overshadowed with so much stupidity by things such as but are not limited by the power of P5 veto's, inability to listen to the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan when it is obviously a good decision, also this member state condemns the use of napalm and other terribly traumatic uses of weapons that would hurt general and innocent citizens. In short the security council is one of the hardest committees that have existed within MUN and the real UN for it combines the element of tradition and crisis and full and total amounts of stress about having the ability to really do something to help the world . SRMUN 2014 has reaffirmed this over and over and over again. Thank you I yield the rest of my time.

When I got put into the Security Council, I wanted to just condemn everything and everyone.

by The Hashemite Kingdomof Jordan November 21, 2014

Plasma Security Division

1: a security group brought straight from the depths of hell: ROBLOX

2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys

person 1: i just joined plasma security division, its my first day and its pretty cool here
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on

by Calamitas January 8, 2022

social security number

A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.

"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"

"Did you tap that social security style?"

by Roxiewells June 8, 2008

Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009