I am a Seattle 12.
by Kobey SUdA January 10, 2018
by Napalm in the Morning April 12, 2014
by Antman and the cock July 19, 2019
Want to do a Seattle Spinner?
by ThatGuy588585 February 14, 2009
The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009
When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
by Walk the Jewels March 13, 2017
When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
by the tacquistador December 01, 2013