Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010

No shirt season

If it's under 65 degrees, it's sweat shirt weather and shirts are prohibited/ not suggested

"It's 63 degrees! Finally I don't have to wear a shirt."
"I love No Shirt Season!"

by getyourshirttogether September 30, 2012

Senior Season

The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.

Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!

by suckittrebek12 November 10, 2011

season 2

A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!

Person 1:how long is the wait till season 2

Person 2:A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!

by HI IM JIMMY January 31, 2014

Seasoned Curlies

Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.

When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.

by CJ Natoli January 6, 2007

Haircut Season

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.

Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season

by mrjames81 December 8, 2009

Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

by Polaker September 7, 2007