scrooged

Running into the bathroom to take a dump. Ask soon as you start your dump, you instantly know that you will have to take a shower right after because toilet paper just wont work. if you happen to scrooge in a public restroom, search "Fucked" on UrbanDictionary.com

Joey: Where were you, you've been upstairs for the past 54 minutes?
James: Ya, i scrooged the shit outta your toilet. i then proceeded to take a 10 minute shower.

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

Scrooge 24/7

To shonk on basic work rights such as the office Xmas party, pencile, staples, colour printer, wall hangings.

Youse been scrooging me 24/7 - its gonna be a bleak Xmas you'all

by cecilbdaman December 1, 2004

Scroodly Doodly

slang for a dirty unknown sexual act which no one is actually sure of how it is performed

Guy 1: Me and Jenny were totally doing the scroodly doodly last night, but my mom called in the middle. What a waste of pineapple!
Guy 2: Ohhh...I'm jealous?

by Joanna and Chrissy March 28, 2009

scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018

scrooble

To rub into the dirt; to kick someone's booty; to win by a large margin; to cream

Before the game, Kristen yelled to Gilmore, "Let's SCROOBLE them!!!"
Manny butted in, saying, "YEAH! Lets RUB THEIR FACES INTO THE DIRT!!!"
They turned toward the opponents and Carly screamed, "Look into the eyes of your scrooblers, buddy! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
Needless to say, the quartet scroobled the other team with a score of 24-0

by THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH GANG November 26, 2006

scroogies

Gloves or "wrist warmers" with exposed fingers as the characters from A Christmas Carol are shown wearing. Seen most often on knitting hipsters, starving artists, steampunks and the homeless.

Just bought me some scroogies off Etsy! now I can surf FB and urban dictionary and still have warm hands!

by ali mar November 4, 2009