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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".
father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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Silk_scratchy808

The most arrogant person you will meet his is kind amazing but loves to waffle BTW he is very very stupid but can be smart if he wants he is also a brain dead genius, personally I find him both stupid, idiotic, arrogant but smart, fun loving but he has a thing where he says mate wierd. Y.a.m
Silk stop talking a shoot
Silk=nickname for some annoying in game community
Silk_scratchy808=meme for annoying person in game
by Jjhunterdarklord August 24, 2020
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scratch n spill

yeh i got bord so i had a quick scratch n spill session
by nathan brownstain May 15, 2007
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Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:
at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo
by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011
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scratchgasam

The almost inponderable joy of scratching and itch.

This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.
Scratchgasam:
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago

Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it

Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic

see orgasm
by IHideWhereTheyCan'tFindMe February 17, 2012
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Scratch Orgasm

Whenever you or someone scratches your back and it feels so good that you can't help but let out a sexual lady noise.
My friend scratching my back felt so good that I had a scratch orgasm
by CleanPusPus69 April 23, 2017
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Scratch Thumb

When your thumb is sore from scratching lottery tickets.
“Evan is such white trash, dude has scratch thumb from spending his paycheques on scratch’em tickets.”
by ENORMP April 16, 2021
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