Scottish cat 

When a group of drunk scottish people, take a roadkill cat, and played frisbee with it.

I got drunk last night and play scottish cat

Scottish cat by MoniBolis November 2, 2010

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

scottish postage stamp by pookie69 April 23, 2009

Scottish Genie 

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

Scottish Genie by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

scottish rootbeer 

After make-up sex when a girl squirts cum into a cup and you down it

Thom drank Katies scottish rootbeer after a long night of arguing

scottish rootbeer by carletto0080 January 9, 2009

Scottish Person 

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

Scottish Person by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

scottish eyeballs

to stand in front of a girl and let ur nuts fall into her eye sockets.

i will give your mom a set of scottish eyeballs

scottish eyeballs by steve butt September 11, 2006

Scottish Bagpipe 

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.

Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe

Scottish Bagpipe by Streder May 23, 2008