satchelhead

Any bag of a satchel type design easily used to 'head' out on demand

I took my new satchelhead out tonight, much easier access to all my things than a backpack.

by Rodel Iteralde April 6, 2022

Sattelgesicht

Noun

Sattelgesicht n (strong, genitive Sattelgesichtes or sattelgesichts, plural sattelgesichter)

1. (colloquial) a face so attractive as to warrant sitting on and riding as one would with a saddle.

2. The complete opposite of a Backpfeifengesicht or a slappable face, a face "in need of a slap" but rather a face "in need of a ride".

"Du hast ein Sattelgesicht. Darf ich damit fahren?" ;)

You have a saddleface. Can I take it for a ride?

;)

by Felix Morningstar July 13, 2022

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

Saucelator

Someone in your business. On your body or in your space.
Part of you that generators your sauce.

That girl is on on your saucelator real bad.

by Sammy the sweetheart September 22, 2022

Satellite Game

A game played by the CIA RMN software that puts you in the biggest fight for your life. This game is a legendary myth played only by elite members of society on the rise. Every game is customized to the person.

Why is Ian acting so strangely?

Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?

by Your lifeline September 27, 2022

satellite office

A discreet term for the bathroom.

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024