sausagefest

An event where there are way more dicks than chicks present.

Im never going to one of Jeff's parties again, he always promises that there would be lots of chicks but it always ends up being a fuckin sausagefest.

by ArabianGogglez October 23, 2008

sausage lips

very large lips, resembling sausage links

Man he has some big ass sausage lips!

by mfizzleyo March 8, 2009

lord sausage hands

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.

Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.

by chinchillieday August 24, 2009

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Sausage Tits

Tits that are long, usually going down to the bottom of the ribcage, and have a large gap in between them.

"Look how low those tits drop, they are are sausage tits!"

by Mr Tog September 12, 2008

Bush-League Sausage Submarine Sandwich

To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.

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by Ricken Backer June 29, 2004

sausage nips

Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage.

"Look at the sausage nips on her!"

by winegirly October 13, 2005