by Wedobevibin November 21, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.
Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009
Get the story piratemug. A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. a story told by someone that starts out interesting and seems like it could go somewhere but ends without any real point resulting in a very anticlimactic story
by rockinandrollin June 4, 2017
Get the Paige storymug. S-story
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
by Idk.....,... December 8, 2020
Get the S-storymug. A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018
Get the Jewish Storymug. By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 3, 2013
Get the Story Bookingmug.