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The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
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sophie stewart

a girl from christian outreach collage brisbane. she is one of the hottest chick in the school.
also known as. sophinator. has a cute noes
"dayymmmee!! she's fine", "uh its sophie stewart"
by stewiegriff November 7, 2007
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rod stewart

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
by Panocha007 June 8, 2003
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John Stewart

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
by Wendy January 20, 2005
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Kristen Stewart

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.
Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.
by Sand Strom August 4, 2009
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stewart

A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.
Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?
by shaynapunim420 May 18, 2006
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stewardesses

the longest word you can type with your left hand.
by brandNEWrawks March 29, 2005
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