herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.

Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.

by jøkull March 13, 2023

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020

hillbilly slurpee

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.

"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"

by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016

Slurpee

The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.

"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"

by The genius johnson February 25, 2022

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018