Sloppy Firsts

Used to indicate a person who has such a large penis, that even when he gets some badly used up poon, it would be like having sex for the first time due to said large penis

Friend: That girl is a ho, I bet she was loose like a jellyfish?
Me: Au contraire, my dick is so big it was sloppy firsts to me.
Friend: What are sloppy firsts?
Me: Something you will never experience....

by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Sloppy Oyster

Euphemism for the female sexual organs. Implies that said sexual apparatus has been soiled more than once in a short period of time.

After John and Mike had their turns, I then rammed my johnson into Sally's sloppy-oyster.

by SuBsTaNc3 May 29, 2004

Sloppy Seconds

1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.

1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"

by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017

Sloppy Jine

A term for cheap but good Asian food.

Person 1: What do you want to do for dinner?

Person 2: Sloppy Jine of course!

by Jitskin March 23, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

The act of giving head in a way that is relentlessly messy, sloppy and wild.

Dude, that girl gave someone a sloppy toppy and I heard it took 45 minutes to clean up!

by FemboyWithSmarts August 6, 2021

Sloppy toppy

Another saying for giving head or oral-sexy

"Joe wazs looking hella fine today imma give him some sloppy toppy

by Bloody-nutty October 3, 2019

sloppy booty

a booty that is not neat and petite OR big and beautiful - its a sloppy booty.

You know those girls you see when their pants are a little too tight for the size and proportion of their badonkadonk. Their booties just don't fit!!!!

"That's trife! Look at that girls sloppy booty!"

by M-star and Ninja Pants February 2, 2008