No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

Slit Sniffer

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.

Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.

by Scroty Doinkials February 15, 2025

pumpy slit

when you’re an emo feminist that likes Lil Pump

Hey emo kid, you’re a pumpy slit

by AttackBird December 14, 2017

arrow slit

A slit you shoot arrows through dumbass

“Hur hur don’t look up ‘arrow slit’ on urban dictionary”

by K’tinga Penisbreath May 25, 2020

Slit sisters

When two women share the same dick

Tasmin and her mom are slit sisters.

by Kfed1994 September 23, 2017

toe slit

the valley between the camel toe

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit

by jackjackheartattack January 21, 2012

knuckle slits

The slits are pair of gloves used after by pregnant woman trying to kill the baby by fisting herself trying to pull the fetus

she had to hide the fact that she kill the fetus by using the knuckle slits

by thatonedudebwholovesboobs July 27, 2022