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Slidey Tights

One Whos so slidey she can barely keep her tights up
slidey tights eg angie hughs kilcooley estate bangor
by Natalie & Jonafffannn January 16, 2009
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Slime Trench

Eeeew I done this chick last night... she had the nastiest slime trench i've ever seen.
by Kavvy_boy February 3, 2009
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slimy bentley

when a dude covers his penis with molasses and proceeds to have anal sex
at first she just wanted the normal stuff, but after a few drinks she was ready for a slimy bentley
by marmalade drexel August 19, 2009
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Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011
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slime wallet

A particularly romantic alternative name for a vagina.

It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.

It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations
Example 1:
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.

Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
by MedwayGentleman June 16, 2014
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slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.
Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."
by toolroom October 20, 2015
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slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear
Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life
by The info dude December 4, 2015
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