Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
by SlopNChop December 10, 2017
Get the Grand Slam mug.A type of poetry expressing a persons personal story and/or struggle usually in an intensely emotional style. Very powerful, sincere, and moving.
Katie Mkkai's poem "Pretty"
"Russell Simmons Presents Brave New Voices" has many fantastic examples of Slam Poetry
"Russell Simmons Presents Brave New Voices" has many fantastic examples of Slam Poetry
by DarkVictorian June 18, 2010
Get the Slam Poetry mug.in the Playboy Dirty Dozen interview with Deryck Whibley (lead singer of Sum 41), he refers to an eighth grade girl he termed a slam piece.
by BC Bloody June 3, 2004
Get the slam piece mug.Bro 1: "So how'd it go with that chick last night, bro?"
Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"
Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."
Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"
Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."
by The Pete Jones November 24, 2013
Get the slam central station mug.by jimmy tickler March 8, 2009
Get the Jimmy Slam mug.A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?
by Totally Not a School Account April 19, 2019
Get the Southpaw Slam mug.A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.
(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
by walkwin December 19, 2008
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