Simp

A man who ditches hanging out with the boys, to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Mark: Where’s Danny?
Johnny: He ditches us for the girls.
Mark: We need the council.
Council: He is a simp.

by That guy 6969420 January 24, 2020

Simp

A simp is a man/boy who get easily attached to females. They often can't move on from them and usually dodges other females for that single one they're stuck up on. Simps usually cry by themselves, listen to sad music that relates to their situation, and they vent a lot. On social media they sometimes follow Wholesome memepages and send them to their friends and relate them to their current status with the female. Simps often don't cry in public they just look very sad and it's pretty obvious. Simps usually gush over their crush, whenever they see them they seem to feel so good inside. Simps sometimes just lurk on their social just to look at pictures of them to feel better. Simps usually get curved a lot, they also take a long time to move on from someone too.

Jayden: Hey look Jake is simping over Jessica

Bob: Man Jake is SUCH a simp

by Some 8th grader in 2019 February 9, 2019

simp

A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.

Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.

(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.

(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family

by hassanmujtaba_the-one-and-only April 17, 2020

Simp General

The leader of a legion of Simps.

She’s at the command of thousands of white-knights and desperate men, who’ll do anything to protect their queen. They’re ready 24/7 to drown her in complements or swarm her with donations. In return she’ll maybe say their name if they’re really lucky, but the simps know all too well they shouldn’t expect to get anything back from her in return for their service.

You’ll find these Generals on platforms such as Instagram, Twitch and TikTok, along with their army.

Examples of famous Generals: Addison Rae, Madison Beer, Pokimane and Ava Rose

Wow, Madison Beer really has an impressive army. She’s the biggest Simp General out there.

Dude, look at that Simp General over there. She just received a 3k donation and didn’t even react or say thanks to her Simp.

I wonder whose army would win in a battle between those two Simp Generals.

by Doctor G. Hennen April 25, 2020

Simp Lord

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Will is literally by definition the biggest Simp Lord in history.

by nikkamaster October 5, 2020

Capital Simp

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

by Noramonicom April 22, 2020