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Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
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Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.
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shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.
I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.
by Kona Gold September 4, 2009
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samafls

An alternative phrase to replace the commonly over used and seldom meant acronym of "lol". The "samafls" more specifically indicates an exhalation of air that generally accompanies an expression of appreciation; hence the meaning "smiled and made a fft-like sound". Another take on the "samafls" is the "samaflsoot", which is related to the samafls in much the same way that "rofl" is related to "lol". Through the addition of "oot" (which stands for 'once or twice'), one indicates that their amusement is greater than a simple "samafls" would represent.
pspam1: *poiec
pspam1: *poeic
pspam1: *fuck it
ewe241: samafls

Man4323: fell out of bed!
pspam1: ha samaflsoot

*Pronunciation Guide*
For use in everyday verbal language
Stress indicated by CAPS Letters

saMAFls
saMAFls00t*
*00 indicating slight elongation as one does with n00b or j00.
by Sam/Matt/Scott July 31, 2008
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shafh

An expression used in italy.
It means a sentence that doesnt make any sence.
That was a shafh, you just wrote a shafh, your life is a shafh
by Gidi Agastina May 4, 2006
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shaffodd

Shared High Adrenalin Frequent Fear of Death and Dismemberment; acronym; exclamatory military term occasionally used by cops and gangstas to express sudden realization of being adrenalin tipsy due to a close death experience or anticipation; originally coined in the military during the Korean Conflict to avoid outright obscene exclamations. Emphasis is on the second sylable.
"Shaffodd, man! You nearly took us out!"
"That was a shaffodd experience, dude!"
by Shawn Vernon December 10, 2008
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shafig

He is like soo shafig
by figolo February 28, 2009
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